tilthat:

TIL In 1994, Oakville, WA experienced a rainstorm in which gelatinous blobs fell onto a farm. The blobs were examined and found to contain human white blood cells but they did not contain nuclei, which is something human white cells do have. Theories persist, but none have been proven correct.

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black–twitter:

tilthat:

TIL: The Belly Button Biodiversity Project. Scientists examined the genetic makeup of the bacterial found in the bellybuttons of 60 volunteers. One individual, who hadn’t washed in several years, hosted 2 species of extremophile bacteria that typically thrive in ice caps and thermal vents.

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destructionofsanctum:

bullysquadess:

bullysquadess:

bullysquadess:

honestly? im done with the lies. being little spoon fuckign sucks okay? it really does. its hot and sweaty and cramped and you better believe that arm wrapped around you is gunna go from “acceptable foreign weight” to “there is a literal blue whale colony collapsed atop you” in about 2 minutes flat. yall forreal want a FLESH BLANKET encasing you??? a goddamn slab prison of human skin and Person Tissue draped across your corporeal form??? find a God and grovel for redemption.

being big spoon though? divine. precious. it grants the sensation of being a benevolent egg white, swaddled loosely within your blanket shell as you in turn cradle the precious yolk within your grasp. you are a sublime deity of warmth and comfort, one who may bestow your blessing on any mortal you deem fit. an unparalleled joy to perform.

and you can grab a tit ty

can yall please stop reblogging this post i made after eating three entire packages of marshmallow peeps washed down with a near-deadly amount of nyquil 

Just say you’re a top and move on OP

cisnowflake:

rabidwerewolfie:

the-joker-hates-sjws:

token-aylonet:

triggeredmedia:

southernsideofme:

I am ok with this.

This is JUSTICE

Originally posted by just-do-nothing

To be honest, this is something I would have done.

Zero sympathy.

outsiders057:

Parents: okay we’ll be back in an hour or two, don’t do anything crazy

Me as soon as they leave:

positive-memes:

I hope you carry this energy into 2019 fellow redditor!

dankmemeuniversity:

positive-memes:

Yep, thanks